The act of having sex with a midget. In which you lay down and the midget gets on top and your friend/partner lifts the midget up and down. Similar to the dutch rudder.
by CBoBaggins December 05, 2018
by Issybees June 12, 2014
Don't Dutch windshield me!
by Douche master69 March 27, 2014
the description of someone who is very annoying and/or funny; A Person who continually forgets that they owe you a favor.
"Michael is a Piece of Dutch, he forgot that he owed me $20!"
"Oh man, Jamie is such a Piece of Dutch, he just cracks me up!"
"Stop being such a Piece of Dutch!"
"Oh man, Jamie is such a Piece of Dutch, he just cracks me up!"
"Stop being such a Piece of Dutch!"
by ThatDood! April 10, 2009
When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”
by Chillosophy August 06, 2018
The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler
Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.
by Rawnie Throbbins June 24, 2023
When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face
by Muffins. November 10, 2019