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hairy lollipop

The act of inserting your scrotum into a partners mouth, whilst they are manually masturbating you with their hand, therefore resembling the act of sucking on a hairy lollipop whilst holding it by the stick.
I think Danny loves me. He gave me a hairy lollipop.
by Whorey December 7, 2006
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hairy lollipop

The result of unexpectedly sticking your penis all the way in to someones' mouth whilst being given a blowjob; provided you don't shave your nether regions.
"My wife gave me for another fucking tie for Christmas, so I gave her a hairy lollipop."
by Whorey December 7, 2006
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Hairy Cactus

When a woman seems receptive to physical interaction (fucking, sucking, fondling, etc.), but when you actually get down to it, she's real uptight about having sexy fun time and if you try she'll hurt your genitals.

A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.
Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!
by Joe Salone August 14, 2010
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hairy lemon

A Hairy lemon refers to a hairy Vagina that is frequently unserviceable due to a variety of hygiene related issues.
"Hey bro, what happened between you and that girl you were seeing?"
"It just wasn't working out, she was a hairy lemon."
by Opey regz July 24, 2014
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Happy

A gentle, laughing like reaction to something funny or something your proud of. Being this, happiness is the plural
I am having a happy day

I am so happy because I finished it by myself!
by Cassandra Fuziness March 17, 2015
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happyfuckinganniversary

The anniversary of when you bust your cheating lying significant other. Is better than the day of the anniversary of the marriage, meeting, first text, first time treating him or her like a total whore whatev
Happyfuckinganniversary! I know what you did last summer! So great!
by Seeeeee yup December 25, 2009
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Sucks hairy balls

God, I have three midterms and two papers due next week, and I haven't even started yet. This sucks hairy balls.
by doughboy5555555555 May 12, 2009
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