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hand sex

(verb)
When couples are in a social setting and feel it is improper to make out, hand sex occurs. Hand sex is being very sexual with another person using only the hands and fingers. Usually includes stroking and caressing of each other’s hands. Although seemingly discreet, it can still generate much uncomfortable-ness when done in a social setting. Incidentally, hand sex almost never happens in private.
Brian, stop having hand sex with your girl! It's just weird, man.
by Assessment January 4, 2004
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small hands

Small hands, are quite efficient in giving handjobs, or other pleasurable activities.
"Why'd you jizz so quick man?"
"I couldn't help it! those small hands get me everytime!
by mtown yoh. ;) June 27, 2009
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left hand

not the mousing hand

the hand that does the masturbating while the mousing hand operates the porn

the hand that stimulates the shaft down to the base while the right hand stimulates the remaining two thirds of the penis
the left hand allows for one handed surfing
by Other Hand November 7, 2012
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trump hands

A person who has small hands relative to their size. Typically used in conjunction as a reference for the size of the representatives small male reproductive organ. The term was coined during the 2016 republican primary election in which Marco Rubio referenced Donald Trump's small hands insinuating that he had a small penis.
Look at those cute little trump hands...you must have a tiny cock.
by RoboticLukeSkywalker June 17, 2016
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jesus hands

When playing four-mallets on the marimba or vibraphone and the ends of the mallets cause blistering at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.
Hey, Jackie what's goin' on with your technique. You're getting Jesus Hands.
by JeffR November 29, 2007
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Grab hands

Grabing things (body parts) with out control
Me:So jakes cute.
Emily: yeah but he has a serious case of the grab hands!
Me: oh really?
Emily:Yeah he keeps trying to grab my ass
by mimimimi5555555555555555 July 12, 2009
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Left-handed

About 10% of people are left handed. People who are left handed are very creative. Left-handed people are super kind and like to give back to the homeless. If you have a left-handed friend you are very lucky because they are NEVER leaving you and they will stand up for you when nobody else will.
I wish I was left-handed!
by EllieCooper17 May 18, 2021
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