Hairy Faced Whore

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.

I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.

by Jon February 27, 2005

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hairy legs

Legs with hair on them;hairy legs

Yo man you got some hairy legs

Judith your hairy legs need to be shaved

by Gertis August 6, 2017

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Hairy PotHead

Just like Harry Potter, exept not gay. Hairy Pot Head and the Sorcerors Bone, Hairy Pothead and the Prisoner of Ass Band Camp, and so on all the way tp Hairy Pot Head and the Oreder of Stoners.

Guy#1-Have u read Haryy Potter-
Me-no im not gay. i read Hairy Pothead. (doushe)

by Alfredo Martinez May 4, 2006

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hairy brain

Post modern term to describe the Shape and texture of ones genital SACK. Also known as : Scrotum, The Bald Eagle and last but not least the Gerbil Bag.

I caught my hairy brain in the garberator again you fucking cunt...

- Cunt, also see Tulips.

by Cock-in-ass August 2, 2003

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Hairy egg

Similar to your average Dingleberry, only this is a larger quantity of feces attached to even more hair.

Friend 1: Why do you keep picking at your ass? That's gross, You got a dingleberry or something?

Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.

Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.

by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009

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