Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
by bkap314 January 14, 2021
Get the Happy hatmug. “Rosie, I am puttin’ in the hat and I don’t want to play this game anymore.”
“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”
“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”
“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”
“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”
by Jstickell January 1, 2019
Get the Puttin’ in the hatmug. by not dr.seuss April 20, 2022
Get the cat in the hatmug. by Nu_AGe July 26, 2006
Get the flesh hatmug. by Joe Mama December 18, 2002
Get the hat trickmug. when a man is lying down on his back, engaging in oral sex with one woman and vaginal sex with another whilst they fondle each other's breasts above him, creating a tri-cornered hat effect
by BJ and Frances May 22, 2006
Get the napolean's hatmug. A sexual practice in which a male inserts his penis into three different holes on a female's body during one sexual encounter. The most common example would be a male inserting his penis in a female's mouth, vagina, and anus; all during one singular sexual encounter.
After sex, she could feel a great sorness in her mouth, ass, and pussy; after all, her boy had just scored a hat trick!
by 314inda517 March 1, 2009
Get the hat trickmug.