Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

Kristen Glazer

An extremely attractive human being of the female gender.

Dude, look at that Kristen glazer over there.

by Billy Vanderploonk February 14, 2013

meat gazer

A secretly gay or "curious" male who fixes his eyes upon other men's junk; a gay man

Hey dude... why does it seem like you're always checkin' out other dudes junk? You were totally scoping our servers package you meat gazer!

by Theghost43 February 10, 2015

donut glazer

Lesbian woman who works in construction or other occupations traditionally for males.

Donna and Susie own their own painting contracting business. They are donut glazers too!

by Ken Dog January 1, 2016

Meat Gazer

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.

I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!

by Bose21 September 10, 2016

Jesse Grazewski

Short for "xD"

This is a really good meme Jesse Grazewski

by 1101FuckOff December 16, 2016

Geezer gazer

A younger person who goes after old men.

That girl is a geezer gazer

by Rick Cheddar April 19, 2017