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Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also be related to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".

Vagina Goggles 

Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.
Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.
Vagina Goggles by RogueMedic911 February 16, 2019

nerd goggles 

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

aviation goggles 

When someone falls asleep and you rest your balls on their eyes
Johnny just fell asleep I’m going to give home some aviation goggles
aviation goggles by Fred#69 March 18, 2021

Military Goggles 

When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
Military Goggles by beener598 July 13, 2021

county goggles 

A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.
Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"
county goggles by grantice November 19, 2021