Fucking thing

A term used for something that is being completely and totally useless.

i.e. a car, a slow internet connection, a crappy computer

Sorry, I had to restart. My computer was being a fucking thing.

by Dorian Black August 12, 2005

tittie fucking

When a man puts his penis between a womens breasts usually on a larger breasted women, at least C cup jugs are kind of required, and thrusts while the woman, or the man could, pushes the two breasts together so the penis is pressured between the two. The women could bebent over a bed she could sit down and he could sit on his knees. Tittie fucking has to result in cumming or its just foreplay. This should result in a pearl necklace a wonderful gift. Im pretty poor so i gave my friend a pearl necklace for christmas

She let him stick his little soldier into those huge fluffy clouds it got lost in there and cuddled up and fell asleep then he gave her a beautiful pearl necklace in exchange for the enjoyable tittie fucking everyone on the street stared at her and a lot of people wanted to talk to her

by temujinKhan February 17, 2006

Fucking Bitch

A female who victimizes people around her by using her evil thoughts and ideas to manifest misery around her because she feels better when others suffer.

I don't know possessed that fucking bitch to do that.

by Dabosss May 17, 2009

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

An Inanimate Fucking Object

The person or thing you take out your frustrations from a separate event on.

Chris: FUCK YOU YOU CHEATING BITCH! *Throws phone*

Kevin: Chris! It's a inanimate fucking object.

Chris: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!

by MonkeyDGoofy September 19, 2011

fucking the horse

Also, "f-ing the horse."

1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.

2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.

Taken from Daniel Radcliff's decision to star in London's revival of Equus, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter movies in protest.

Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.

Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.

Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.

by Christina S October 29, 2007

Deer Fucking

The act of sneaking up to a house full of Christmas decorations and placing two of the deer decorations in a potion in which makes them appear to be having intercouse with each other then running away before the owners come out of their houses

Nathan texted his friend Bryce and said hey man want to sneak out and go deer fucking tonight?

by nateyboy37 April 3, 2018