free speech

An american right, to be able to say anything our hearts tell us to say.
If a person say's something someone else does not like they WILL NOT be persicuted for it.

If you Don't like what I say or write, don't listen to me or read my writings then you will not be offened by it.

by Jim Geddes October 20, 2004

Free Republic

a synonym for "pigfucking," which has entered into the vernacular courtesy of the rabid hate and bile spewed by its' members.

Commonly shortened to "freep," which can be used as an appellation or a verb.

As an appellation:

"Yer sucha free republic'er*, Jed."

As a verb:

"I freeped Sally las' night in th'sty, Cletus."

*-of "freeper."

by A Psudonym July 16, 2008

too much free time

something most people who define words here have

youve all got too much free time

by oracle March 12, 2004

free willie

when you cum on yo bitch's tits

I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.

by disneysucks July 29, 2008

free-ninety-nine

When something costs nothing because one stole it.

Dude it cost me FREE-NINETY-NINE.

by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

freebie

when you take a dump and wipe but there is no crap on the paper.

Hey man, I just had myself a freebie. Sweet!

by freebie March 26, 2013

Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

by M Digga August 24, 2006