open-faced grilled cheese

The sandwich you attempt to make on a grill machine while completely drunk off apple schnapps and boxed wine.

Oh man, I forgot to put the rest of bread on! It's an open-faced grilled cheese!

by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005

pounding facial cakes

Verb: The act of mounting the face of an unsuspecting female sex partner and pile driving her face or a term used by men for getting a blow job.

Man 1:So what did you do last night?

Man 2: Well I spent most of the night "pounding facial cakes"!

by Krusty Undeez March 8, 2009

Glacial Facial

The act of freezing your semen and then throwing it into a woman's face.

She was expecting me to get ice cream from the freezer but I surprised her with a glacial facial instead.

by Eskimo Jim January 18, 2014

sour faced

A sour face is used to express reservation, thereby allowing one to gossip later.

The sour faced bitch sat while looking down disapprovingly

by Vader1994 January 3, 2016

shit faced saturday

when you get shit faced...on a saturday

Last Saturday I was so shit faced, I pooped NEXT to the toilet instead of in it...shit faced saturday...CLASSIC!

by shkristy April 17, 2010

big faced hundreds

"new" hundred dollar bills with the big face of ben franklin, the older bills had smaller faces

"whaaats in my pockets dawwwwg? big faced hundreds!!"

"rob your stash house double down out in vegas
i been spendin hundreds since they had small faces"

by miller6612 July 16, 2011