dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.

Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.

by ManMan36 May 11, 2016

Billion Dollar Baby

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough tell me
I am so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Billion dollar baby
I got you in the dimestore
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Million dollar baby
Billion dollar baby
Trillion dollar baby
Zillion dollar baby

by WorseThanHitler December 17, 2020

Dark Side dollars

Money forwarded by special interest groups in a last-ditch attempt to keep corrupt politicians in power before elections.

We're keeping the grassroots donations rolling in to match and even surpass the Dark Side dollars that are going to those Senators.

by pentozali October 3, 2012

Iraqi-ass-dollar

The act of creasing any denomination of paper currency the long way; placing the bill between one's ass cheecks. This must be held for a period no less than 30 minutes prior to exchanging for goods or services.

While riding to purchase a jeep Cherokee, a 1 hour 45 minute drive away, my cousin informed me he had a surprise. Before arriving on our long car ride he pulls over counts his hundred dollar bills and says one is missing. Pulls one out of his ass and says my "Iraqi-ass-dollar!!! Let's ride!!!"

by Reyer December 24, 2012

Soapin on my dollar

When your roommates use your soap and shampoo without permission.

I am all out of shampoo, you been soapin on my dollar?

by DctrDave December 28, 2011

evolved poop dollar

a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack

Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"

by Josh is my name April 18, 2018

Five Dollar Shotgun

saying something stupid because you have no knowledge about the subject that your speaking on. AND/OR, Saying something stupid purely based on emotion, not based on reality or fact.

I usually love reading the avtimes.com comments section. Everyone’s popping off like five dollar shotguns and making themselves look dumb. Everyone except for “Some Guy”... That dude is cool.

by XXNeanersXX September 22, 2018