Dunking

Using a public toilet with the incident of having the man's testicles hanging below the water line.

Jimmie: That hotel was horrible! I'm never going stopping there again.
John: What made it so bad?
Jimmie: The toilets were so shallow, I was dunking every time.
John: Good enough reason for me!

Dunking

by OrinjNanu July 29, 2011

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Donking

verb. - The act shitting in an office trash can while in the office.

Bill: Where's Phil?

Joe: He went to take a shit.
Bill: Isnt the bathroom out of order?
Joe: Yeah....I think he is donking.
Bill & Joe (LOL)

by The Colored Court July 14, 2011

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Dinking • dinking around • dinking and dunking • Dinking the post • Dray Dinking • Clinker dinking • dirty dinking • finkle dinking • Plink Dinking • Do the dinking

dirty dining

performing oral sex on a woman.

Courtney Gerrish of WTMJ-TV Channel 4 in Milwaukee was the reporter on a story about "Dirty Dining." She's tall, thin, blonde........I'd like to do a little dirty dining with her...on my face!!

by earpuller July 13, 2006

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drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 19, 2008

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Drinking for the fences

Aggressive consumption of alcohol, with the explicit intent of blacking out as quickly as possible.

"Damn man, watching the Patriots get trounced like this is just miserable."
"Yeah, I honestly don't think I can take it. Fuck it, I'm drinking for the fences." (chug).

by Marlowe1 December 2, 2009

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