derparade

a common beverage ingested by derpaholics which helps to manage inflammation of derpes

derp 1: yo man i got some serious derpes right now

derp 2: don't worry just go drink some of that derparade

by obie one kah derpe July 10, 2011

Johnny Depp Someone So Hard

When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.

Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

Or

“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.

by DefinitelyNotElon October 7, 2023

Derp

Something your annoying friend says after you've typed something really long and important that she doesn't bother to read.

Chelsea is so damn annoying, she won't stop saying derp to me.

by Mysterious Mustached Wizard July 13, 2012

depp

the act of a woman fucking a guys brains out, doing things to him that would only be done with our lord and savior johnny depp.

baby, I'm so horny after watching POTC, I'm going to depp you so good!

by kihjhjgfkluu January 12, 2008

derp

Derp... is an acronym for
D.Don't
E.Ever
R.Rape
P.Pigs

farmer: HEY!! WHAT DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY PIGS!!
child: I'm raping them
farmer: STOP! THIS FARM BELIEVES IN DERP

by daxtonizawesome September 11, 2011

Derp

The state of being cross-eyed and generally looking stupid, possibly with some showing of teeth for effect. Being derp can be voluntary or involuntary

You would be derp if you lost your retainer, were perplexed by something etc.

by Daraghderp November 16, 2010

Herp-a-Derp

A woman who is cute but dumb; Herp: Cute girl; Derp: Dumb

GF: Umm... Derp. Let's go to the mall.

L: Kevin your girlfiend is a Herp-a-Derp....
K: No she isn't.

by Koowhipfluke October 26, 2010