December 10th

On December 10th you ask out your crush

Hey ryan
Yeah
Its December 10th ask out your crush
Ok

by Unga bunga le monke December 6, 2019

December 1

National Walk Your Pet to A Starbucks and Invite them for a Pupicino

Me and Mike are going to starbucks tomorrow because it’s December 1

by Nationalgeographicluis October 27, 2019

December 21st

The date that all amazing,sweet and handsome people were born on.

"Hey that guy was born on December 21st!"
"Ugh, no wonder he's so handsome then."

by kastriotsbabycakes October 16, 2019

December 21

One of the world's luckiest and unluckiest birthdays as is close to Christmas

Here you go son and Santa cant bring presents because you already have presents because today is December 21

by NOGGAPOOP October 15, 2019

December 19

The craziest most fun and prettiest girls are all born on this day. Don’t forget all those people getting double the presents at the same time but no combined presents (it’s an unwritten rule). Don’t forget everyone calling your birthday ‘birthmas’ cause it’s so close to Christmas.

Maddie (born December 19): it’s my birthday soon

Paddy: don’t you mean birthmas is soon

Maddie: ha ha ha

by Canterbury gang gang October 30, 2019

deemed clinically inappropiate

This is the get out clause that is used by doctors practicing medicine when they dont want to give you something, but dont have a real reason.

This phrase becomes mandatory so the average idiot will accept this as a genuine reason, the doctor being several steps up in the social ladder, where to argue with authority is wrong.

lady visits the doctors with severe pains in her back

lady: "Doc, my back is really hurting, I need some painkillers or something"
doc: "im afraid I cant do that for you"
lady: "why not? Im in pain, gimme the pain killers!"
doc: "Ordinarily I would, but on this occasion its deemed clinically inappropiate"
lady: "oh, ok then I guess"
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lady gets back home

husband:"did you get help for your back"
lady: "no, it still really hurts, im going to try laying down"
husband: "why didnt u ask for some painkillers"?
lady: "I did, but the doc said it was clinically inappropiate"
husband: "oh that is medical jargon meaning they dont want to give anything. I will get you a hot water bottle instead"

by Foot Juice Solutions May 17, 2010

Deemie

An exceptionally loving and caring person. If you come across a deemie be sure not to let her go :). she's sweet, awesome, beautiful, heart-felt, smart, and never gives you anything less than her best.Would give her shirt to you if you were freezing (trust me you want her to take her shirt off). All around an amazing person. Oh and she give's amazing blowjobs <3.

Guy1: Damn did you see that Deemie.
Guy2: Damn! yeah i did! man if i was a pokemon trainer i would catch her ass!
guy1: hell yeah dude.

by ThatGirlBeLookingFine September 16, 2012