Custard Dump

When a man/woman has been bum fucked by a man he goes to the toilet his shit has white in it from sperm

Hey that was the biggest custard dump from Brian

by furiouswank October 13, 2006

custard dick

custard dick is where chronic hero dips his cock into a girls virgina and gets the period blood on it custard hence the name custard dick

i fucked your mom hard last night and got custard on my penis i got custard dick

by jabbas back February 22, 2009

custy

adj. used to describe girls who are complete sluts; ugly girls who are complete sluts; extremely ugly people. mingers

The girl who tried to fuck everyone in her senior class is custy.

by mitsubachi September 12, 2006

Custy

Commonly used in the midwest to describe an overly trendy person, often using hair gel to make the typical custy hairstyle (euro-flip). Custies usually travel in packs as they are a very self-concious people. When their hair is not gelled it is often covered by a white visor. Custies are often seen wearing pre-faded abercrombie blue jeans and corona t-shirts. Custies typically listen to cheesey rap (like p diddy and 50 cent) and often talk on cell phones.

Look at that custy, what with his hair gel and white grand cherokee, blasting his Ja Rule and talking on his cell phone.

by Heady Hamez November 30, 2003

Newfie Speed and Custom

Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.

"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"

"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."

"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"

by D.Gould November 3, 2007

custy

Something gross, unbathed, filled with STDs; your school hoe.

1) Custy Corner

2) Amanda is so custy; did you hear how she lost her teeth?

by EKT August 17, 2007

custy crew

a group of kids at your school who have smoked so many cigarettes, done so many drugs, and gotten drunk so many times that they smell bad, act really strange and are physically unattractive. They are social outcasts, thought they believe they are popular. They also host really creepy parties where everyone has sex with everyone else.

Tom: Dude, I went to Jane's party last night, and everyone was having sex! And I could taste the pot smoke in the air.
Joe: Duh, they're all part of the custy crew. What did you expect?

Max: So I heard Krissy gave John herpes.
Sam: Yeah, he didn't know she was part of the custy crew.
Max: How did he not know?! Hasn't he seen their party pictures on facebook?!

by my-brain-is-a-dictionary December 16, 2008