Cuckapotamus

A prize winning cuck who makes plans then gets to faded and sleeps all day

Frank was supposed to go hunting but passed out all day instead. Hes such a fucking Cuckapotamus

by The knight rider December 1, 2018

Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.

"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."

by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018

cuban roulette

A simple game. There is a box with six cigars, 5 of which are authentic Cuban cigars. The 6th one is hand-rolled and filled with pubic hair. The box is passed around until all of the cigars are gone, and everyone lights theirs up.

Me and my friends are going to enjoy a game of Cuban roulette later.

by augustbell666 May 1, 2019

Cuban Creampie

A regular creampie, but with a lot of screaming and alcohol. A trademark move by broke Cubans in Florida.

“Last night I won $4 at a poker game so my wife screamed at me while I gave her a Cuban Creampie.”

by Woodeux April 2, 2019

cuban burrito

the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime

Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.

by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019

Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.

Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.

by Cuban crackhead September 21, 2019

Cucazi

A bitch and or lady of the night. The term comes from the song Cucazi by Nat Uwakera. It’s a rwandan slang which means a woman who has many casual sexual partners.

Person 1: Iyo cucazi twaratandukanye man, uziyongoze ntaribi...

Person 2: Aho kubinda umurokore nagwamo kuri cucazi bro.

Person 3: Ya cucazi burya ni indaya mbaya.

by Kinya dikt November 12, 2019