crotch chowder

When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.

I should have wiped better because I am cooking some rank crotch chowder.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 02, 2013

Crotch nits

The crabs of the pants

Hey mate, I'm really itchy down there. Must have got the crotch nits"

by MableDoris August 04, 2017

broccoli crotch

When your vagina looks like a fresh batch of steamed broccoli, but no one wants to eat that shit.

Dang, that Becky's broccoli crotch was fresh to death!

by Kachow October 30, 2015

Crotch Tetris

When you re-arrange your twig and berries because they are in an undesired/annoying position.

I was sitting in computer class when I felt "un-orderly" so I played a little crotch tetris.

by Lu-10-It October 29, 2010

Crotch Camping

When a male is in deep sleep facing upwards and has a full erection.

Joe: "Damn, Mike. Looks like Johnny is crotch camping again"

Mike: "Alright let me go get some horseshoes"

by Sweetard April 11, 2009

fire-crotch

1. a pubic area with red hair

2. a person with red hair who is presumed to have red pubic hair

"Mikey sent me nudes on Snapchat, and he totally has a fire-crotch!"

"I guess I am glad people don't call me ginger anymore, but fire-crotch is not much better."

by randacted November 17, 2018

face-crotch

(Verb) The universal term for both the giving or receiving or either filatio or cunnilingus.

-OTHER FORMS

face-crotched, face-crotching

Man 1: How'd last night go?

Man 2: Dude, that girl gives awesome face-crotch

by face-crotcher October 17, 2010