common sense

something most people don't have.
more of the world doesn't have common sense,
than people in the world that do have it.
it's something that should explain itself.
obviously.

common sense only tells you that you should know what common sense is.

by brittany hillman. April 10, 2008

commodo dragon

when you grab the back of a girls head and hold it down while geting oral sex so that your load comes out of her nose.

you may or may not lose your freindship with the girl depending on how drunk or freaky she is.

stephanie was so pissed when i gave her the commodo dragon she hasnt talked to me for weeks

by macten10 December 21, 2009

common dense

Referring extreme lack of common sense. Exact opposite of common sense.

man 1: dude, doesn't anyone have common sense anymore?

man 2: yo, everyone is inflicted with that common dense now n days.

also see: soulja boy

by dadumbdude March 30, 2012

comfort grope

the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region

did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin

by creature from the abyss February 9, 2010

comfort film

a film one watches that one has seen a minimum of 100 times and it never gets old. typically a comedy, it is usually watched on a lazy day at home. if you see this film on tv, you'll probably watch it without changing the channel.

Examples could be:

Airplane, Caddyshack, Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Happy Gilmore, The Breakfast Club, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers

Person 1: Are you watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off again??
Person 2: Yeah, so? It's my comfort film!

by papabarista January 7, 2012

comfort dick

the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.

I hooked up with my ex because it was low effort. I know that dick. That's a comfort dick.

by gblowit May 6, 2018

Comfort

A very tiny localized, stable anarchy that prays every day it won't become Boerne. If you come here you may encounter horse shit. Get over your urban self and stop complaining to the Chamber of Commerce. They ain't the boss of us.

The Comfort 4th of July parade was so cool! They had real horses and real horse poop!

by WanderinWanderer September 29, 2019