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[Computer] nerd

Computer nerd. Can be discribed as a small, scrawny boy with glasses and acne, or a huge fat guy who sits on his computer all day playing MMORPG's and eats food all day and doesn't bathe and smells and is a big doo-doo head. If you come across a computer nerd, just say this: "You're a nerd, everyone hates you. Get a life." That will send the Computer nerd running up to its mother from her basement. also can be known as someone with no life
"Oh my god, Tim, you're such a computer nerd. You sit around playing that runescape shit all day.
by I'manerdlol. January 23, 2009
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computer love

The occurence in which one computer or video game player is being favorited over their oponent causing them to overmatch there oponent in an unfair advantage.
I can't believe ray allen made 8 threes in a row on NBA live i'm losing cause he getting computer love.
by jabbawockeez tellem May 19, 2008
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computer geek

Person who spends WAAAAYYYY too much time on the computer, as in upwards of 2 hours a day (not counting AIM or iTunes). These people usually have what can be described as an xbox tan. They also have few friends, many of which are likely computer geeks themselves. They also use stupid words originating from typos.
Computer Geek: I pwned u n00b!!!!111
Normal Person: WTF does that mean?
by Underdawg November 10, 2008
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Chavputer

Chavputer

A chavputer is a term used to describe a computer which has been highly modified, or custom built for high performance.

It refers to the term chav, in particular the common conception that a chav drives a highly modified car, usually in the form of extra's, tuning, lights, and bodywork. To some this look is gaudy, or un-tasteful.

A chavputer can be thought of in the same way, the case has had lighting, extra fans for improved cooling, clear panels and high end graphics cards installed for example.

A chavputer is usually referring to a gaming pc, where high performance and modifications are needed.
Chavputer

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by Aaronage October 9, 2008
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Chumpster

A drunk chatter who brags about all the things "he owns" but actually lives out of a dumpster.
"The Drunk Chumpster bragged in the chatroom about 'his irrigation system', "his neighbors' and 'his house" but it actually belongs to someone else."
by monito December 5, 2009
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Chimper

Chimper ...A term to describe a human being , used by someone with a semi misanthropic view of humanity .It is used to counteract the dangerous ,

superior , subjective view humanity has of itself
by Benobo777 June 25, 2017
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Wet computer

When you're watching pornz on your computer and your jacking then you accidentally jizz on your computer.
*wack wack wack*
OH SHIT!
(Just wet computered)
by Tits McGee 69 March 17, 2009
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