brainer

Slang for someone who gives oral sex

"Yo you know Shayna's a brainer right?"
"Word?"
"Ye man; go chop dat"

by TheCurryFairy September 7, 2006

brain freeze

short term but very painful headache caused by consuming frozen novelties too quickly

Ah, I got a brain freeze drinking down too much slushy way too fast!

by Pere 1972 April 26, 2008

brain stew

an awesome green day song with very hard, but totally cool, guitar piece; the song is about being so stressed out that it feels like your going to have a nervous breakdown

My eyes feel like their gonna bleed,
Dried up and bulging out my skull,
My mouth is dry,
My face is numb,
Fucked up and spun out in my room,
On my own,
Here we go

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

Brain

A big wad in your head that controls all your functinons and gives you the ability to remember stuff. Get your mind outta the gutters sickos.

She's smart..she must have a big brain!

by DanielleMT95 September 27, 2008

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007

Walking the Brain

To pull your ballsack out of your fly and then zip to a suitable point as to which the sack becomes taut; the balls assuming the shape of the two sides of the brain whilst veins serve to add to the realism of the shape.

The ultimate purpose of such a maneuver being to offend when engaging in light conversation with others, subsequently enjoying the outrage when they discover the brain, whilst throughout experiencing the gentle caress of a light breeze on the sack.

Essentially a ball walk but requiring more art to pull off effectively and comfortably yet yielding a much more comical and appropriate name.

Jonny enjoyed walking the brain on a spring day, he was surprised just how long it took some people to notice his nuts were out during his strolls.

by JonnyPye November 13, 2009

Brainer

A Brainer is when you do something because it had to be done and you knew it was the right thing to do.

Brainer
1.You gave that guy some of your bone marrow well that's a brainer.

by WolfBrother13le April 24, 2013