Blooper Reels

What I call a homo-sapien who is a water monkey who choked an earth snake.

Person 1: Are you a water monkey who choked an earth snake?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blooper Reels

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

bloop

when you live your life on autopilot, so it feels like you are watching your life from a third person perspective

today felt like a bloop

today was a bloop
I was at work and don't remember a thing, a complete bloop

by fatbeggie March 4, 2026

Blerping

blerping, a term used for shoving a fleshlight into a guys ass ans fucking it

yo bro me and my buddy stitch were blerping last night

by CREAMYDREAMS March 22, 2026

Blarpage

A BLARPAGE IS A SOUND THAT IS MADE BY PUTTING 2 FINGERS ON YOUR CHEEKS AND THEN MAKING A FART NOISE THATS WET.

I did a massive blarpage in my pants.

by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 18, 2025

bloaping

When someone is getting rapidly fatter.

Tom: James you really are bloaping
James: Its only 600 pounds its nothing

by Blue1111 February 18, 2025

Blooping

The act of smoking marijuana through a vaporizer and then immediately, before exhaling, chugging and swallowing a beer. A person who bloops would be considered a blooper, and whoever has the biggest smoke clouds following the chug is the bloopiest.

Erik: What y’all been up to tonight?
Owen: Just blooping hella with my fellas

Erik: Aw man, I forgot you were the bloopiest mf i know

by OBMEISER March 6, 2025

Bloopkin

In the WhatNot community this is when there are over 1,000 gifts given away in the chat. This became legendary with the famous TradeBea streamer in 2025 during his Marathon Mormon Gold Epic Chase

Last night was a real banger of a show, they hit a Bloopkin in the bottom of the nineth hour!

by cumsoffun March 30, 2025