blindside

The best thing to happen to music.

blindside is the best band ever.

by Dave Esposito December 28, 2005

Blind Unicorn Sex

During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.

“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob”

by Tiddlydinkydoo May 30, 2018

Blindingly gay

Pat Woodruff, perhaps the 1st man to seamlessy blend homosexuality and dirtyness to create his own level of homosexuality well above that of the average man.

Goddamns i hates that Pat, so dirty and annoying.

by Jorge Gonzalez January 12, 2005

Blender

A person who just blends in, or doesn't stand out.

"Was Laura at the party?"
"I don't remember, she's kind of a blender..."

by Strawberrysaurus February 20, 2014

Blind Cyclops

Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.

Oh man, I have a blind cyclops. I just got pee all over the seat.

by Daddyslick February 2, 2006

Binderfender

An audible fart. An expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the anus, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.

Miss Chalmers entertained the Ladies' Sewing Circle by blowing a raucous binderfender.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005

binder

1) (collective) a number of women
2) (collective) a number of nouns associated with women, explicitly or implicitly

A binder of highly qualified women assembled to be considered for Mitt Romney's cabinet.

Major U.S. cities saw a swell of pubic demonstration, united under the banner of "saving Big Bird" and orchestrated by a single, engaged binder of concerned mothers.

by LexemeDepot October 17, 2012