have a bird

Similar to "have a cow" or have a fit. Originates from East Coast America- Used mainly around the Boston, MA area.

When I told my daughter she was grounded, she had a bird... began screaming and crying.

by Neikopie October 28, 2003

Culo Bird

Another word used for a person who is very rude and/or uncool.

may be used in conjuction with a well-known persons name.

Originated in the bedroom of Noe with sum guy named Cesar, while playing a megaman game. Extended from there to reaches of the world.
culo-bird"
litteral Translation: ASS-BIRD

Hey! he Jacked my lunch what a fucking CULO BIRD!

Hey Cesar stop being a culo-bird.

Fred Loyas is one gey ass culo-bird. CULO-LOYA!

by MartialPyro February 16, 2007

bird-doggin

The act of taking posession of another's claimed object, while knowing the ownership of the object.

It's like when you go after someone else's chick.
Bird-doggin' someone's ice-cream sandwich
Bird-doggin' someone's job.

by MOT May 20, 2003

Dildo bird

When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.

I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.

by mudboy7 July 6, 2019

Grinder bird

Navy term for the seagulls that land on the grinder/blacktop that you march on.
In the chowhall you sometimes are served cornish hen, some new recruits have never seen a cornish hen and you tell them it's grinder bird.

Seaman Johnson: These are the smallest chickens I have ever seen.
Seaman Morris: Thats not chicken it's grinder bird.

by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004

bird vision

A side effect of some medications that makes the world look wormier than normal.

"Side effects of Wormatrix include dry mouth, constipation, and bird vision."

by Skee Ball January 31, 2008

flirt-bird

A person that flutters around from person to person flirting with them, and trades from person to person like a bird fly's from telephone line to telephone line.

"Liz, you are such a flirt-bird! You're constantly flirting with every guy you talk to!"

by Lizzzers November 8, 2007