Eddie: "I heard Joe now reads the desert bible instead of the original."
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"
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There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.
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