To gather the comrades in a circle around toy soldiers and jerk off like your dick and balls are a tank. (Not gay)
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The man was so hopped on viagra he
-beatameat- 20 miles to his dads house were he ejaculated on their front porch.
-beatameat- 20 miles to his dads house were he ejaculated on their front porch.
by Officer asskicker July 28, 2003
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A wonderful group of people that came together to show that a few people can do big things.(like take over) There are always those kids, who, no matter what, have that twinkle in their eyes. Because they're always holding back. We are a gang.
"Hey, are you in Team Beta Keys?"
"yeah..."
"Can you tell me what a beta key is?"
"No.I have no idea."
"yeah..."
"Can you tell me what a beta key is?"
"No.I have no idea."
by tbker September 7, 2008
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by AQzFinest May 2, 2011
Get the sigma beta swag mug.A follower. Usually tries to pass himself off as a macho alpha male, but in reality is just covering for insecurities about their masculinity and/or sexuality. EXTREMELY AFRAID TO BE THEMSELVES, and never really learned how to be an individual or think for themselves. Tend to adhere to cliches, and do what everyone else is doing.
Betas roam in packs to cover for insecurities or inadequacies which are often related to small penis size, inability to get it up, bring a woman to orgasm, or else repressed homosexual drives. Mating behavior normally consist in preying on weaker females, and they usually only get laid by drugging and raping their victims.
Usually operates at a 5th grade (or lower) reading level and frequently reverts to grade school bully mentality when challenged by someone with greater intellectual prowess. Should they be able to get into college they usually join frats and major in business or another such facile major. Often an advocate for "men's rights," the patriarchy, or anything backwards. They are especially attracted to misogynist or fascist ideologies.
THE BETA FEEL ESPECIALLY THREATENED BY STRONG WOMEN, try to make themselves feel more superior by degrading women, minorities, males who refuse to conform to their bullshit, or anyone different than them. Tends to constantly try to assert their superiority (in an attempt to trick others into thinking they're really alphas) when threatened, in inappropriate situations, or randomly for no apparent reason.
Betas roam in packs to cover for insecurities or inadequacies which are often related to small penis size, inability to get it up, bring a woman to orgasm, or else repressed homosexual drives. Mating behavior normally consist in preying on weaker females, and they usually only get laid by drugging and raping their victims.
Usually operates at a 5th grade (or lower) reading level and frequently reverts to grade school bully mentality when challenged by someone with greater intellectual prowess. Should they be able to get into college they usually join frats and major in business or another such facile major. Often an advocate for "men's rights," the patriarchy, or anything backwards. They are especially attracted to misogynist or fascist ideologies.
THE BETA FEEL ESPECIALLY THREATENED BY STRONG WOMEN, try to make themselves feel more superior by degrading women, minorities, males who refuse to conform to their bullshit, or anyone different than them. Tends to constantly try to assert their superiority (in an attempt to trick others into thinking they're really alphas) when threatened, in inappropriate situations, or randomly for no apparent reason.
by Fuck the Patriarchy January 20, 2017
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Peter watches his beta with a small weiner who has to have someone else Fuck his women for him. Beta cuck
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A: Hey How are You Doing My Brother!!??
B: Shit Cracka Jack...It's all BETA!!!
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A: HEY MAN I JUST BOUGHT THAT NEW CRYSTAL MEFF CD YOU TOLD ME ABOUT!!!
B: OH YEAH, AND WHAT DID U THINK?
A: MAN THAT SHIT IS NOT BETA!!!!!!!
A: Hey How are You Doing My Brother!!??
B: Shit Cracka Jack...It's all BETA!!!
EXAMPLE 2
A: HEY MAN I JUST BOUGHT THAT NEW CRYSTAL MEFF CD YOU TOLD ME ABOUT!!!
B: OH YEAH, AND WHAT DID U THINK?
A: MAN THAT SHIT IS NOT BETA!!!!!!!
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