A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 04, 2021
by dfnremt February 25, 2012
A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.
by carablanna April 25, 2020
A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.
by thabob November 23, 2011
a cool indie rock group that have nice songs such as classic J dies and goes to hell part 1,yoshi's island, and cold weather
I like glass beach
by pakodecruz July 02, 2023
A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 06, 2020
Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale
by NzCoCoPoPs June 19, 2021