Emo Bastard

an emo bastard, is a guy who is not only emo, but thinks he is superior to everyone because of that. He won't socialise with anyone outside of the emo genre, refusing to be seen with anyone 'mainstream' even though the whole trend of 'emo' is TOTALLY mainstream now anyway. Also they won't broaden their horizons and realise there is a WIDE range of music that is way cool and not emo/screamo, anyone whos emo is a bastard anyway, an EMO BASTARD!! and anyone sticking up for an emo bastard is crap. also a female version is called an emo bitch and i have come across many in my time, with their stuck up bimboey materialism. what happened to individuality, jesus christ!

k im done

Emo Bastard- omfgz like lk at that shmexi bitch, she is 'teh sex'
emobitch - i hate that skank she totally copied my skinnies idea!! *straigtens fringe

by tadaaaa April 9, 2006

bastard

A derogatory term used when a person was born with parents who aren't married.

Poor bastard. His parents still aren't married.

by Sydney Bristow March 20, 2004

Cheap Bastard

A person with a tendency to disappear when it happens to be their round. Known by everyone in the office/world as a miser/scrooge or more affectionately as having short arms and being unable to reach into their pocket to obtain money for the purchase of goods and services.

We were all at the pub and when it came to Kalon's round he disappeared.....cheap bastard

by DJ LJ February 21, 2011

bastard

australian, n, 1) illegitimate; mean;

2)endearing term to a person ( usually a male )

"Gday ya old bastard"! ( friendly greeting )
" He's a mean old bastard" !
(unpleasant greeting)
" Im happy as a bastard on Fathers Day" !
( extremely pleased colloq )

by herbie August 31, 2004

bastard

crazzy ol fuck without a father

that ol man is some bastard!

by not tellin May 1, 2003

lame ass bastard

a person who doesnt want to do anything besides sit around and play with themselves

pajak you lame ass bastard lets go play some fukin poker

by jimmy the pric May 21, 2005

yankee fucking bastards

Anyone who roots or plays for the most overpaid losers in the history of American sports. (i.e. steroid users A-Rod, Andy pettite, Roger clemens, jason giambi, gary sheffield.........)

-Hey John, did you hear the new deal the Yankee fucking bastards made?
-No, but I'm guessing they paid over $20 million a year for it.
-Yah, you're right.

by David Schwartzzzzzzz March 3, 2009