barreled

When you need to get laid and the only option is a fat chick.

I heard you got barreled last night by cindy, is this true?

by Jimmy Hat August 24, 2003

Barrel of monkeys

1. boning.

2. The act of engaging in lengthy, wreckless sexual intercourse. Usually involves a number of positions and locations during a single romp.

"Her roommates are gone for break so we played barrel of monkeys all weekend."

by NathanXplosion February 29, 2008

barrel of squid

Something disturbingly unpleasant and revolting.

That boy is as weird as a barrel of squid.

by Biter December 27, 2007

Barrel Avoider

Some fucking kook that surfs your waves and does not pull into the tube!!!!!

Ha Barrel Avoider, WTF gotta pull in......Split.....

When surfing and avoiding the Tube......

by I am Bernie June 9, 2009

Barnell

1. Slang for asshole.

2. One who is completely consumed with oneself but can get whatever he wants and get away with whatever he wants. Known for dating woman to use their rich parents. Usually an alcoholic.

Dude! that barnell just took my dog and punted it into the ocean!

Sucks for you man... want to make out?

by brosky smosky July 10, 2010

Barrel Assing

The act of driving very fast on a road or highway or street. Can also be applied to the act of pursuing a personal or professional goal. Originated in the 1960's, originally used in Brooklyn NY, describing a return trip from the Catskills in Upstate NY.

"I had to be back to light the boiler at the plant, so here I am barrel assing down the highway right past a cop." "He is determined, I mean he's barrel assing toward his goals."

by Charlie 1970 to Joey The Kid December 19, 2011

sushi barrels

when u go surfing and theres a lot of seaweed and u get barreled with seaweed all up inside the barrel

surfer: dude yesterday theres was so much seaweed in the water.

other surfer: dude youve must have gotten some sick sushi barrels

by steez101 September 13, 2009