Baptised

1. An almost spiritual epiphany where one becomes spellbound by the sight of an attractive woman's full and impressive baps.

2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.

A portmanteau combining the words baps and hypnotised. To be hypnotised by baps.

Holiday dude: "You should've seen the quim down by the pool! I was baptised!"
Other holiday dude: "When I went they were all hideous old hags. It was more of a baptism of fire."

by Goatlips

by Goat Lips September 13, 2024

baptism

The cousin of a golden shower
When a girl squirt all over ya face during sex and you enjoy it

A: Yo are you into golden showers?
B: Nah, i’m really more of a baptism person

by Pet Sun December 20, 2024

baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.

Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!

by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024

baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.

Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!

by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024

Baptizing the baby

When you take a shit in a baptismal font full of holy water in a church, thus "baptizing" your turd-baby.

last night I snuck into a church but I got caught baptizing the baby. Needless to say I was escorted out.

by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

Batu Khan

1. A mongol ruler of the golden horde.
2.A man who died to save our world.

1. Batu Khan is the mongol ruler.
2.Lets go to the Hall of Fame to commemorate our savior General Batu Khan and Commander Ambatukam Omay Got

by terraria wawa March 23, 2025

Batukam

An inspirational, motivational quote said by DreamybullXXX or Perrell Brown, who shoves carrots up his ass and fingers his dick while screaming “IM BATUKAM AHHHHHHH OHH SHIT”, he gets hard looking at toro inoue x infamous swoosh r34

Man: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I GOT BAITED BY BATUKAM, I JUST WANNA SEE SOME ALBUM ARTWORK IN PEACE-

Batukam: Omaygot Omaygot I’m Batukam AHHHHHH

by thetorofangirl April 8, 2025