John the Baptist

The act of borderline drowning someone while you pork them from behind.

Man, I totally John the Baptist'd my date last night in the Arby's bathroom. She was so angry that she made me wash the beef packed feces from her hair.

by Shmuckboy August 1, 2018

baptised

The act of flinging a combination of saliva and pre-come onto the forehead of your partner during oral sex.

I had Hov playing while we were going at it so I had to bapitsed the bitch while she was down there.

by Mini-facts December 23, 2004

black bart

A notorious bandit early days of caleefornia

black bart stagecoach bandit rides again in east Los Angeles " let me have your car " mexican law " we don't want take your car for nothin "..

by itichie_nocanpo July 8, 2006

bartering

(v). to offer a BJ or BJs in exchange for merchandise.

Jow was bartering with AG to get the Reactor he had been wanting.

by noice87 February 21, 2012

John the Baptist

A gay or young looking gay man.

Look at that fucking John the Baptists, lets get him!

by Kamix March 7, 2005

Bart Simpson

chubby boy in an orange shirt and blue short-shorts who thinks he's cool.

he takes advantage of milhouse

BART: "im hip and with it. milhouse do my homework or i will stop being your friend."

by milhouse April 18, 2005

barter

V. (-ed) to burp and fart simultaneously (at the same time)

Tim: Yo, dumbass, what was that?

Clark: Oh, my bad, I bartered

by Mark Cav April 26, 2006