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Shit-eating Badger Fucker 

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!

badger eyes 

Badger eyes is a term used to describe the ring of hair people get around their nipples.
"man i wish i could grow a beard, all ive got is these lame badger eyes"
badger eyes by Littlebilly May 7, 2007

badger face 

A girl whose face resembles that of a badger. Often with a vicious personality to match and a similarly unhinged mother badger.
1: Dude, that girl Zoe has a total badger face.
2: The Tulip girl? I know right!
1: Lol
badger face by trent4eva June 17, 2011

Badenhorst 

A cool seductive male who gets Any girl he wants. But when he finds the right girl, he's very loyal. A very religious man, and cares deeply of others opinions. Likes to hunt and farm. Desires to be rich.

Origin: south African
'omg, did you see that guy?'

'he was such a badenhorst'
Badenhorst by Littlemisshappy August 10, 2012

merit badging 

The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.
Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!

The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
merit badging by J-Mac February 17, 2005

Baddest Bitch 

a sexy original gay male who can have any man or object he desires who other women hate on cuz he "got it like that" he has a nice ass, a cute face, with intelligence who knows how to get that money without being fuckboy or manwhore
Yo that’s my gay best friend, he is the baddest bitch I know

What’s up my baddest bitch
Baddest Bitch by FreakestBitch February 7, 2018