Brandon 

A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet

Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah

Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass

Brandon by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020

Brandon 

Brandon is the messiah

Anyone:“Brandon your the messiah!”
Brandon: “OH NOOOO”

Brandon by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021

Brandon 

Brandon is a sweet and caring guy. He always makes everyone happy and loved. He always has a joke and makes everyone happy cry. If someone has a Brandon in their life they are the luckiest person in the WORLD! If YOU have a Brandon in your life treat him well and with respect in every way! He is full of happiness and determination.🎆

Katie: Hey have you seen that Brandon guy!
Rose: Yeah he's is sweet!
Katie: I know right!!

Brandon by Bunnylifexoxo May 1, 2021

Brandon 

Brandon is the best friend you can ever ask for. Heś sweet and caring ans even if he can get on ur nerves a lot he always knowa how to make me smile. He never thinks he will find anyone in life but know one day he will. Brandon will do anything to make you happy. He was a wonderful smile.

I wish I never stopped talking to my bestie brandon in high school

Brandon is the best

Brandon by Autumn17 July 7, 2021

Brandon 

Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon

screw brandon

Brandon by Destroyer0G August 12, 2021

Brandon 

A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)

"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"

Brandon by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021

Brandon 

Synonym for a loser nobody likes

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.

Nobody likes Brandon, I don’t wanna be like Brandon

Brandon by Mr_Goosey February 7, 2022