Brandon

Brandon is the messiah

Anyone:“Brandon your the messiah!”
Brandon: “OH NOOOO”

by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021

Brandon

An asshole who like to lie about how many girls he's fucked. Over all he's a bitch with no life and thinks it's ok to ditch people. Everyone can't stand him but prentends they do out of pity. Most Brandon's aren't like this just one cunt

Girl 1-" I just started talking to Brandon"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"

by Whitted November 15, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is a nice guy, handsome shows off but is very kind and sweet. Has a lot of crushes but is always funny and amazing!

Bill: are u still with Olivia
Brandon : yea of course

by Mollie Surely November 12, 2019

Brandon

Big dick and extremely sexy amazing hugger and not Awkward at all can definitely talk to girls *wink* *wink* all the girls love him and not single

Brandon is thicc

by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019

Brandon

A true Fuck boy

Brandon: Baby I love you I'll see you tomorrow...
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry

by Starstream February 3, 2019

Brandon

A person whom is a pussy and is a Mexican.

I told Brandon that he was a pussy, and he accepted it, he is also a Mexican.

by Skiru September 23, 2016

Brandon

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts

Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts

by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019