askhole 

Someone who consistently abuses internet fora and discussion boards to post stupid questions a quick google search could have easily answered. Usually withholds relevant information so that even posters trying to help cannot really solve his problem adequately. Utterly disgraceful and quick to insult anyone who refers him to google or other sources.

As a professional: the living definition of a malpractice case.

Nik (celebrity askhole extraordinaire): Quick, I need to know whether a landlord is allowed to... .

Board (grown impatient): You again? Don't you claim to be an attorney? Have a look into the relevant statute and case law or at least do you goo diligence.

Nik: Fuck you.

askhole by Bianca Aschendorf July 30, 2007

Askajaffin' 

To spam by repetitivley typing randomly or in no particular order and using only the home row keys of a keyboard. Primarily used in chat rooms or instant messengers.

Man, this guy has been askajaffin' the hell out of me lately.

Askajaffin' by samplequestion1 April 6, 2008

askhole (true definition) 

those people who demand that you explain, prove, or provide evidence, or cites, etc, to an idea you are presenting... but then when you DO provide information to read, watch, listen to, they REFUSE (ignore-ance?) to review the information, because they were being DISHONEST about being open to the truth, or even willing to respectfully review the information which THEY DEMEANINGLY DEMANDED of you.

When i showed Fredbob the proof of the theory that he demanded of me, he REFUSED to read it like a total askhole (true definition).

askhole (true definition) by etyrnal July 28, 2015

Easy as K-mart Girls 

Young females who work at K-mart are notoriously easy. Without much effort you can often fool around with them in the store. If you are a young male it is highly recommended to take employment with K-mart.

If you haven't noticed you will rarely find an employee stocking the shelves or tidying up in K-mart. It is because they are all hiding in the stock room giving or receiving blowies.

What do you mean, you don't know how to stalk on facebook , it's easy as k-mart girls.

Easy as K-mart Girls by whackipedia July 26, 2011

Askual Harassment

The act of spamming someone's ask box on tumblr.

These millions of anon questions is considered Askual Harassment

Askual Harassment by metallica4life May 5, 2011

Askism 

A question you ask a person without caring about their response.

How are you today?

Do you really care? Or is that just an askism?

Askism by Emilybefree October 23, 2013

askaholic 

A person who always raises their hand when the teacher/professor wants to know if anyone has any questions.

Jeez, Kevin has to raise his hand every time we are about to be dismissed and asks the most inane questions. I think he's a hard-core askaholic.

askaholic by Throneberry April 15, 2014