absolute crap

Just like crap, but much worse.

Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.

by pencilfencil September 1, 2013

abstinence

The other definitions here are actually wrong.Abstinence I the act of not doing, I.e abstaining from any choice that could be perceived as immoral. This can and often does refer to sex but can also refer to alcohol, drugs, or other things.

Matt wants to focus on his classes and will choose abstinence at the party.

by Kaon the Spirit December 12, 2013

Abstinence Masturbation

The act of masturbating side by side with your partner. Usually practiced by abstaining couples who prefer intimacy, romance, cuddling and occasionally sucking at tits over hardcore sexual intercourse (because that officially qualifies as sinful fornication).This practice can be very effective to pacify the concerns of abstaining females who tend to accuse men of being dirty sexual pigs.

Do you know Cameron and Rachel... they have been practicing abstinence masturbation to control their need for sex... until they move on in life

by Innocent_Angel August 14, 2014

Absolute Victory

Sexual dominance achieved through wrestling between two consenting adults. Wrestlers can be of any gender - male vs female, female vs female, male vs male. The loser gets dominated sexually, via pegging, hardcore oral sex, facesitting, intercourse, foot domination, verbal and physical humiliation. Often overlaps with femdom fetish, when a strong woman overpowers and fucks weaker man, as well as maledom and lesdom fetishes.

Jack didn't expect to lose to his girlfriend, which is why it was twice as humiliating when she claimed absolute victory and pegged him.

by DaveSchulz July 31, 2018

Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.

Haha see I tollddd you, you were the definition of absolute perfection !!

by Snifg November 9, 2020

Abseiling

The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.

fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??

by DuncanH June 25, 2009

Absinthe

Absinthe is a distilled spirit infused with herbs including the thujone-containing Aretmesia absinthium. Many describe its effects as significantly different than alcohol alone, but the nature of thujone's effects are much disputed. It was popularized in the late 19th century and associated with the bohemian artistic movements of the time. Also known as Green Fairy, Green Goddess, La Fée Verte

Man i had one shot of absinthe last night and i can't remember a thing!

by Hindi January 4, 2006