Simp

A Simp is a guy like Ryan Horsley who will do anything for a girls attention, especially towards girls he doesn't know.

Ryan Horsley is a simp.

by mrurbandictionary990 May 16, 2020

simp

an overused insult against guys whenever they interact with women by incels. Used to hide their feelings of inadequacy and fear of rejection because they’re fat asses who won’t get laid.

guy 1: did you just compliment that girl instead of disrespecting her and being a misogynist with an inferiority complex? SIIIIIMP
guy 2: You will die a sexist, depressed virgin. The only reason you call me a simp is because you know you’ll never be able to satisfy a woman.

by mumxxxx May 2, 2020

SIMP

Anybody named Ryan, and plays a DnD character named Arthur.

Man, Ryan is a real simp.

by Kroh March 26, 2020

Simp

Simp for

S uper

I ntense
M inecraft
P layer

Friend: Hey!
Me: Hi!
Friend: I am a Professional LOL player!
Me: Well I'm a SIMP

Friend: What?
Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player

by 7Macros February 21, 2021

SIMP

Shit
In
My
Pants

person 1: "Yo, what's that smell?"
person 2: "Oh I just SIMP."

by Quackxrs April 12, 2020

Simp

A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.

John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”

by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019

Simp

Ian.Just Ian.No one else is a simp.Its just Ian.

Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.

by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020