kelly clarkson

A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.

Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"

by M. Bison June 9, 2007

R. Kelly

He must suffer after that song Ignition. Had an affair with some young chick, but I don't really want to know about that.

"SHIT!! R Kelly's on the radio, change the station! Change the station!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

R. Kelly

Ebonics for "child fucker".

The old man down the street is an R. Kelly, because he tried to rape my little sister in the playground.

by kid October 30, 2003

deven kelly

a sexy boy who's face is as red as his shirt and who is explicitly la douche. people suffer from la douleur exquise when they see him. if you are a gangsta, then this is you. and you will visit stfd.net.

some guy: you are deven kelly
deven kelly: well yes, i am.

by patrick colligen May 4, 2005

Kelly Ann

A sex act that has the woman fingering mans pee hole while punching his sack.

She just kelly ann’d the fuck out of me.

by Lingelbeast November 6, 2018

Greg Kelly

Sexy, tall, knows how to speak to the ladies and can have a good time (get fucked up.) You'd know a Greg Kelly when you meet one.

If you haven't met a Greg Kelly then you're missing out.

by Pond kids August 19, 2017

Sam Kelly

Some professional gamer at fortnite who thinks Max is a salt queen x10000000000000000000000. He isnt a bad guy after all. He is actually a great person that is happy with everyone and likes to be around friends. He is the greatest guy you’ll ever meet. Follow him on Instagram @InstantMemez_

Sam Kelly is the best Fortnite player ever! I really wanna meet him someday!

by ImBetterThanNinja June 9, 2018