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This Woman

The name you call your mom when you are talking to your friends about how slow she is or when you want something from her.
"When are you coming to the party?"
"I don't know. Depends on how slow this woman is"

"Do you want to go out for dinner with me and Paul?"
"Sure. But I've got to call this woman first!"
by Lakarian November 4, 2011
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uncle woman

A woman who goes along with anything that man wants to do, just to stay in, or for her kids, or for money.
Sharon Stone is the quintessential uncle woman of Hollywood.
by BubRub007 April 3, 2017
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American Woman

1. American Woman is a song released by the band The Guess Who in 1970.
2. American Woman might also refer to a privileged and rich woman who shows American Stupidity at its finest. (note: American Woman can also be poor or middle-classed, however, the majority of American women are only labeled as American Woman if they are rich and privileged.)
3.Someone who is from the United States of America, and is a female.
1. American Woman has such a catchy riff at the beginning.
2. Bruh Becky is so fucking stupid and rich she is a prime American Woman.
3. Yea, I'm from the states so I'm an American Woman.
by thatstarwarsfan December 15, 2019
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Sad Little Woman-Hater

A Sad Little Woman-Hater is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausable, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is usually bitter, spitefull and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast ammount of rejection they get. In a typecally testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting rediculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the Sad Little Woman-Haters themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spitefull, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater will submit something allong the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have realy been submitted to the Urban Dictionary)

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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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J poke
To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pongo (refer to the definition of pongo)
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Back baps:
The phenomina of a woman being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades.
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* The Sad Little Woman-Hater who submitted "pissed off pirate"is likely to be both a bitter virgin and a bitter gay man, obviously knowing nothing about woman-kind.
by Peaseblossom85 September 8, 2008
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nasty woman

A confident, poised woman who strikes fear in the heart of man-babies when she clearly articulates rational arguments and/or takes action.
Can you believe that nasty woman just fired me for not showing up to work and for making lewd comments toward my female co-workers?!
by webrarian October 20, 2016
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What is a woman?

A documentary by the YouTuber/Politician Matt Walsh. It discusses the recent events around womanism.
by WarRobotDoge August 30, 2022
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Woman

What internet trolls could have fucked for free if they didn't waste their lives being dicks on UD!
Hey, neckbeard! Stop bitching, get off the computer, get a shave and you'll get a woman!
by SookyRottweiler November 27, 2013
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