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Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move
If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind
by Squawboss June 23, 2022
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Herrscher of Wind

Wendy.
Retired Valkyrie of Shicksal
Girl who lost her life because of a retired military woman
Also fought 3 children
The Herrscher of Wind just got soloed lmao
by Sentisleftsword June 26, 2023
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Purple pickle up in the wind

A phrase that Ski mask the slump god uses to relate to his purple penis in the wind and bragging that he has the confidence to wip it out in the wind
by Niguigi December 1, 2022
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pissing in the wind

To piss in someone's ass while they're farting.
"Piss in my ass while I'm farting." "Pissing in the wind, broheimer."
by Wordz Up February 28, 2008
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kevorkian wind of doom

This taco is going to make me send out the kevorkian wind of doom.
by Barry Thompson March 12, 2004
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Pissing your money into the wind

spending money on alcohol even if you shouldn't drink
my parents kicked me out when i was pissing my money into the wind.
by Troy December 15, 2003
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sound of sucking wind, the

Not related to "suck wind" or "sucking wind".

State of having had all the good removed from one's life, work, situation, etc; as if sucked right out by a huge vacuum cleaner. Similar to: "hung out to dry"; "left twisting in the wind".
"All they left us with was the sound of sucking wind."
by John Whitley May 16, 2005
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