Wet Donkey

when your on the toilet and you do a shit that touches the water before you break it off. depending on the water level of you toilet it can be up to 30cm long. also known as cliffhanger

"I just pumped out a wet donkey"

by Bevo the jumpman December 31, 2009

Wet Turkey

When one intensely bastes their dick in stove warmed turkey (gravy ad stuffing included) and then has their partner proceed to give them an extremely sloppy blow job. Reinvents Thanksgiving dinner.

"Dude, last night at thanksgiving I convinced my cousin Sally to give me a wet turkey. Best Thanksgiving Ever. But my mom was wondering where all the gravy went."

by Iloveturkeydick69xolawl January 16, 2010

wet blunt

a blunt laced with PCP

dont smoke wet blunts

by droo August 24, 2003

Wet Monkey

when you get a blow job in the shower while washing your armpits.

i was dirty so i took a shower and ended up getting a wet monkey

by griggs-leaston October 22, 2008

Wet Mop

A mopey or pessimistic person who lacks personality.

My counsin’s husband is such a wet mop. He has no personality and constantly complains.

by Baybaynaynay January 26, 2019

wet willy

Its when u lick ur finger then put it in some ones ear and twist ur wet finger around.

Jim gives out wet willys.

by cartman5000 August 12, 2004

wet yourself

when somebody cant hold in thier pee and wets their pants, underwear,panties,or whatever you wear.

Jane, why did you wet yourself during class? Too much apple juice?

by ogjose December 18, 2007