When you put it that way

A phrase meant to represent one's humble acceptance of the fact that he was wrong all along, after it being made completely obvious by the other part.

Example 1:
Boyfriend: Hey babe, do you want some ice cream?
Girlfriend: I better not, I might get fat...
Boyfriend: You're already fat.
Girlfriend: When you put it that way...

No, wait that's sort of surreal. Here's a better one:

Example 2:
Person 1: You really shouldn't eat that beef.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's murder! They killed a cow for that.
Person 2: You're eating Salmon.
Person 1: It's not the same thing.
Person 2: So you're saying that I shouldn't eat my beef because it's murder and we should treat all animals alike, inferring that I would not eat this were it human meat and yet you think of that dead salmon as an inferior creature in comparison to said cow.
Person 1: When you put it that way...

by Declipse March 1, 2011

Gerard Way

Gerard Way is the singer for My Chemical Romance, a jolly good band from Jersey whose music rocks yo' face off and then rocks it all the way back on. Judging from interviews, he's also one heck of a swell guy! (anyone who would make a cartoon idea called the Breakfast Monkey is GOOD in my book!) He's also so physically attractive that even I, a LESBIAN, have to say that he is smokin' hot.

If I ever have children, I want Gerard Way to donate the jizz.

by Froof August 29, 2005

the way to happiness

stealth campain of scientology for their search for power and money. consists of a lot of reflective actually usefull themes on how to improve one's life with simple, small things to do better. sad is, that one could get to the opinion it is an invention of scientology or by other reasons could only be practised by scientologists. as if it is a patent. so conscious studying scient's "way to happyness" is always of a critic kind against the company of scientology and not about learning something usefull. it says more about the company than about oneself.

Delighted: Heyo don't you wanna know the way to happiness?!
Useful person: I've got enough to do with my own way.
Delighted: But we know exactly what you need!!
Useful person: I need chocolate.
Delighted: No you don't!

Useful person: Heya, don't you have the key to happiness?
Delighted: No I'm so delighted, but I got chocolate. From Scientology Switzerland.
Useful person: Oh thanks, you Scientologists are very useful.
Delighted: Thats what we're brainwashed for! Dudelidu.

by gnapsat April 19, 2008

Gerard Way

You're looking at God when you see him. He's beautiful, sweet, and hilarious. He's the singer of the best band My Chemical Romance. If you come across him, you are most likely to smile. He has a heart, unlike most musicians, and deeply cares about his fans.

Fan: Wanna know who I love?
Hater: I hope it's not that faggot Gerard Way.
Fan: It sure as hell is!*Dropkicks hater.*

by llmcraddict53 March 6, 2009

one-way ticket

A shortened version of the phrase "one-way ticket to Did-I-Ask-Ville" used mainly in text to communicate that you don't care.

A: "guys I learned this new song on the ukelele!"
B: "one-way ticket"
A: "???"
B: "...to did-i-ask-ville"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021

No Way Home

The third MCU Spider-Man movie which features Tom's Spider-Man, Tobey's Spider-Man, Andrew's Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, Charlie Cox's Matt Murdock, J.K. Simmons' Jameson, Alfred Molina's Doctor Octopus, Jamie Foxx's Electro, and every other character that has ever existed. Directed by the GOAT Jon Watts.

Peter: Hey, which Spider-Man movie is the best out of all of them?

Matt: It's not even Released yet, but No Way Home is Already the best Spider-Man movie.

Peter: Ong Bruh!

by Daily MCU April 20, 2021

in the family way

pregnant, (a subtle term)

Sounds like she's in the family way.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2009