white-boy wasted

being drunk and nothing else.

Maaane that fool was white-boy wasted! No geekin, no purp, just straight drannnkin!

by BeckyBecky December 30, 2009

walter

A suicidal wannabe Brittish free steam playing Atheist living in a really advanced Romanian town (better than cluj-napoca). Walter is also a teemo main and screams Romanian words with his annoying friends and high pitched voice. His opinion of Moldova is that it's decently good. In his opinion Sweden is basically the same as Denmark but better. His opinion on Alcohol and drugs abuse is Brabant.

Some quotes by Walter:
"Austria has mountains right?"

* proceeds to write it down *
"I know Austria has mountains idiot. I was saying it as a flex because you don't have mountains."

Doesn't play League of Legends nor Apex Legends. His PC components are: sea-sonic 8+6 pin seasonic pcie cable, H100i rgb platinum, AMD ryzen 3600, 5700xt, green pcp ram i guess. His favourite childhood cartoon is gumball. He doesn't agree with tractor trailer (don't ask). His zodiac sign is aquarius. According to walter his eye color is non existent. Has a friend (i don't believe this) that watches anime. Walter rambles a lot, most of the time everyone has muted him on discord because he goes on about a subject that no-one cares about, for example, he can talk 30 minutes about some stupid quest on destiny 2 or read aloud some stupid Reddit post. He is a Sapiosexual.

"Are Brabant and Gelderland the same thing?" "No you fucking walter"
"What is capitalism?" "Like, having ehmm.. alot of wealth" "No you fucking walter that's not the definition"

by ceresthedwarfplanet October 25, 2020

waste of semen

Insult used to describe someone especially inferior or stupid.

The blonde cheerleader was such a waste of semen

by Tym Blanchard January 23, 2007

Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.

tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer

by pete June 18, 2006

spanish waiter

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.

"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."

by Tron Carter Jr. September 20, 2008

ash face wasted

when ones drunk is resembling the one we call ash face

usually results in:
-yelling
-free style rapping
-being an ass to be funny
-singing in different languages
-announcing when you have entered a room
-throwing up

"carly was so shwasted on friday.. like really ash face wasted"

by NUMBA ONE NIGGA October 23, 2011

washer machine

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.

"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"

by hola_anal August 18, 2013