Royally Wasted

Getting drunk as fuck in the hills of Scranton

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain

by scrantonsquirrels December 1, 2015

Trash Wasted

When you are highly intoxicated off Chronic or alcohol to the point the cops find you at near death condition

That man was found at the getty center Trash Wasted

by Therealestdude April 16, 2016

Ballsack wasted

The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.

Carl: Dude you didn't wake up till 2PM today?
Dave: I know man I was so ballsack wasted last night.

by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016

attention wanter

A bitch that always want to impress her friends but is really a dick rider

Khyia is a attention wanter and a dick rider

by Unknown dick rider June 19, 2016

Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016

Unique wasted

Another term for "white girl wasted"
Crunk drunk from a gold four loko with a straw. Black out drunk, slutty dancing, usually making out with 8 different guys in the same night, trying to fight everyone, and flashing tits.

We're about to get unique wasted tonight

by Unique wasted March 7, 2017

Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017