Wankers Colic

A debilitating disease, which affects those chronically lazy bastards who can't be arsed to get off their fat sweaty buttocks and get a job. Those who drink Tennants super and watch Trisha.

Dole Bludger, or council house scrounger

by Magic Doc October 24, 2003

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick

it would hurt to get shank wanked.

by Ice September 8, 2003

flag wanker

Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.

Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.

Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.

by 1997HondaCivic January 2, 2021

wankee

a wannabe yankee

Someone who isn't American, but wants to be. This is also synonymous with a wanker, but wanting to be American automatically suggests as such.

Look at all these wankees at the embassy.

by BongLoader420 October 12, 2004

bloody wanker

British definition for fucking jerkoff

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike

by james je April 4, 2009

wacked out cracka

a stupid rich white man who wants to be black, he buys the clothes and the dang blang hang thang, and thinks he is a gangster, but any black kid could kick his brite ass.

by mish mish man June 22, 2003

Dog Wanker

1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.


2. One who produces "dog milk"

Kevin the dog wanker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog's penis.

by Max S. March 31, 2004