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by Weeblex July 8, 2011
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Wigedy weiner

A nickname of an awesetiddly-awesome person whose real name happens to be connie! They are completely random and can (and will) make you laugh about everything that goes on around them. Wigedy weiners often eat chicken that is too hot to eat. They can be kinda slow at times, but hat's what we love about them : If you kow a wigedy weiner you are a very lucky person!!
Did you see that chick eating that extremely hot chicken? She has to be a wigedy weiner!
by Techno-freak April 27, 2009
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Weiner on out of here

Leaving in a “fuck thissort of way
hey, let’s weiner on out of here
by sugarcookie6969 December 8, 2023
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Soft weiner

The man had a soft weiner. It was flacid.
by Abe1961 July 27, 2018
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weiner swords

A game/competition in which the people in charge stand around talking and pretending to be productive when, in reality, they're not doing jack shit.
WTF are you guys doing? Standing around playing weiner swords?
by B Cash October 18, 2019
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Deer weiners

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em
by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011
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Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
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