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Urban Dictionary

A GREAT SPOT FOR SPAMERS.
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Urban Dictionary is amazing.
by abigfatlittlekid February 17, 2017
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Urban Dictionary is a dictionary for people that think the actual one is too 'boring' or 'appropriate' or 'smart'. Urban Dictionary proves the last one by having the definition of 'appropriate' be "Pirate Approved".
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
"Ever been on Urban Dictionary?" said Thomas the Train Engine.
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017
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An online dictionary where people can make there own definitions for words no matter how wrong or rude.
I use urban dictionary to make accurate definitions.
by Here to give accurate def. March 30, 2017
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A site often used by teenage delinquents to define their own "made up" words so they can feel better about themselves and the fact that that do not know the definition of actual words in the English language
Jeff: hey mick! What did you do on the weekend?
Mick: oh you know, the usual, made up words on the Urban Dictionary and contemplated my death
by Tibby TheTiger July 22, 2016
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A dictionary that makes a sex act out of every word.
John: Dude, Urban Dictionary says that a teabag is when you...

David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!
by Dodgs June 8, 2016
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"What's this think called the Urban Dictionary, Bob?"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!"
by TheGuySittingInTheBack May 19, 2016
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The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)
Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
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