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unionville girls

Simply put we KICK ASS. That's right. KICK ASS! We've got our princesses, nerds, and athletes, all of which are talented in what they do. If you hate us, get a clue, it's because you're jealous, duh. If we dress slutty, you're jealous that we turn the guys on. If we dont dress like whores but we wear nice clothes, you're jealous that we have the money to do so. And if you're jealous that we have the money to do so, shut yo face and quit bitching! Most of our parents have worked their way up and hold respectable jobs at DuPont or in Wilmington, and their children will follow thier lead with the headstart they've provided, maybe you should do aspire to the same instead of whining about people who have more than you do, and im NOT just talking about money. We know how to party, because we can afford to do it so often- and in such lavish style. And get a clue...If you go to college like 97% of our KICK ASS student body does, when you see one of us, wave hello...most of us are actually pretty nice for being as intimidatingly perfect as we are!
A Unionville Girl : One who manages to balance being perfect with kicking ass and having fun.
by TellYourDadISayHello January 16, 2005
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unionville

A place in pennsylvania where the kids are as follows:
1.) Hicks who will take fundies and shop classes and stay here for their whole life changing people's oil
2.) Rich white kids who think we are a suburb of philly when we're not at all. They will get cars and shit from their loaded parents and they will drink and smoke weed right under their parents' noses while their parents think they are god. Half are girls who drink to be cool or hook up. Their 3.0 gpas will get them into Penn State or some other college, and they will become this countrys' lazy middle class
3.) The three minorities in our town who are on that academic team and will get some high profile job.
4.) Fat football players who think people go to their games to actually watch the games. Sometimes they blend with one of the previous groups
5.) Outsiders who feel good about themselves by having other loser friends, most are nice and some are fucked up but that doesn't mean they're not people
6.) the few smart kids who no one really likes but will be the only ones who are successful
7.) stoners who hang out in kennett or west chester trying to be ghetto
once everyone steps out of this rich, mushroom-smelling hick town into the real world they will get eaten alive.
Typical Unionville student:

Hey my parents are letting me have the house for the weekend, tell your friends to come and get drunk, my parents will believe me when I tell them I studied all weekend and they'll even by me a mercedes.
by pacs son November 10, 2006
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a very sleek way of combining 'inconspicuous' and 'unsuspicious' at the same time.
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A way to respond to people who keep calling things "unconstitutional."
Feminazi: "The Constitution and Roe V. Wade clearly gives women the right to do anything they want with their whole bodies - so abortion is legal without a doubt. What you pro-lifers are saying is unconstitutional."

Pro-Lifer: No you're just being constipational. What we're suggesting is an Unconstipational way of looking at things."
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The act of fucking your favourite chicken before u eat it
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Unionville Girls

HAHAHA this websit is the BEST!! I do go to Unionville and it seems like EVERYTHING I just saw is 100% TRUE! The freshman that come in want to be more slutty then the last bunch. But to everyone that says that your a "Unionville Girl" if you go shopping at, Hollister, Victorias Secret, Abercrombie, Forever 21, American Eagle, ect. excuse me, but I do believe the girls from Avon Grove and Kennett and a LOT of other schools ALSO shop there... are they all sluts also?...I dont think so. Just becuase you go shopping somewhere, that DOESNT make you a slut. I think all you people need to take a GOOD look at Unionville and the girls, not all of them wear thongs hanging out of there jeans. Yes, some do... but I dont think that they do it so guys look at them. I sure as hell dont! There are a LOT of people in Unionville who like to show off there money in cars and clothes, but you know what... one day mommy and daddy arent going to be there, and they will have to grow up, finally. I personally hate going to Unionville, I do wish that I went to a school where there are more then white people walking down the halls everyday. If you want to talk about one SLUT in Unionville how about you pull the name BROOKE out of a hat. I believe everyone knows who I'm talking about.
the school is full of fakes but also some REAL people... take a good look around before you start to judge us next time.
by i hate unionville January 13, 2005
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When a basketball player gets hot from the three point line and makes a bunch of shots.
Lee Humphrey went unconscious from deep and helped Florida win the National Championship.
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