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Meat Twinkie

The physiological consequence of successful anal sex.
“We had dinner with her parents, for dessert we make a meat Twinkie.”
Meat Twinkie by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
We love our fellow employed twinkie~ !!!1!!1!1!1
employed twinkie~ by B.A.A. November 25, 2025

Employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
The term is to be used in a non formal manner to describe a close friend or a person of authority.
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"
Employed twinkie~ by B.A.A. November 25, 2025

Chocolate Twinkie

a twinkie femboy who gets dicked down exclusively on black friday.
Oliver is a chocolate twinkie who loves black friday!
Chocolate Twinkie by oliverfemboi December 29, 2025

Pooped a Twinkie 

When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie

Deep Fried Twinkie 

When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.
Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.

Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!

Spank: No fucking way!