treetopus

A rare octopus that dwells solely in trees

Logger 1: there was some ink in that last batch of wood

Logger 2: you probably got got a treetopus in there

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsoup June 7, 2024

tweet block

when you can’t think of anything to tweet about. it’s somewhat like the creative block artists get (art block).

common among jobless people

1: I don’t fucking know what to tweet
2: You probably have the dreaded tweet block

by footnqtes June 7, 2024

Tweeter Twacker

Tweeter twacking-To twack ones tweeter is a word with multiple meanings and also can be used in a quote humerus approach. It can be drug related, sexually related, or Ofcourse In a generally speaking approach. When you have the orgasm of a life time, your partner or significant other twacked your tweeter. When you’ve been up for several days on some form of stimulant. You my friend are a tweeter twacking. If you ate a good meal at a restaurant it twacked your tweeter. If you know someone who is a complete imbecile, those are considered tweeter twackers. It’s a word that’s quite humorous with multiple meanings and can be used in multiple ways. Have a blessed day and stay tweeter twacking fellas. If you’re up for several days just make sure you don’t tweeter geek and peep out windows. Don’t ruin everyone else’s high because you’ve now went from tweeter twacker to a tweeter geeker.

Oh my god! My wife twacked my tweeter so hard last night when she gave her performed felatio on me.

Oh my god dude! This Tina that we just sniffed got me tweeter twacking for 13 days straight.

That guy that you see over there looks like a complete tweeter twacker because look how large his pupils are. The amount of jaw clenching he’s doing indicates that he’s been doing a lot of tweeter twacking the last couple of days.

That crack I smoked earlier today turned me into a complete tweeter twacker.

by Gdrake9719 January 23, 2025

Tweet

A form of torture

He tied him to a chair, put his feet in water, and tweeted him.

by BobbyLupoWasFramed May 24, 2025

Teetotaler

A teetotaler is someone who doesn't drink alcohol, be it for religious, moral reasons, or just personal preference, such as not liking the taste.

I am a teetotaler because I am very prone to developing bad habits, and am worried that if I did drink it would become another addiction/bad habit. Therefore, I will not use alcohol under any circumstances.

by This is my handle okay October 5, 2025

de-tweeted

The act of unfollowing someone on Twitter as a result of them overtweeting or being otherwise annoying.

Twitterer 1: Do you follow Twitterer 3?

Twitterer 2: No, I de-tweeted them due to overtweets and TMUI (too much useless information).

by pearlbrunch July 11, 2009

Verbal Tweet

A verbalized account of mundane, useless information which nobody cares to hear about. Very common in a cubicle environment where heckling chics laugh, carry on, and discuss everything from hair products, to the guys they were with this past weekend, to the loathing of the boss.

Very much like a Twitter update but much more painful and boring. You cannot choose to click them off. You are subjected to this nonsense all day, everyday... verbally. Verbal Tweet.

Why should I use twitter? I am subjected to verbal tweets all day long in this hell hole.

by jrost618 August 18, 2009