Thatching

The sexual practice of wearing a fake moustache woven from public hair

The knitting circle were mightily impressed when Tarquin appeared sporting an elgegent new thatching.

by gavelburglar July 23, 2015

twatcabin

a shack or wooded den in the woods used primarily for sexual endeavours

"tonights been great ......... how would you like to come back to my twatcabin for a cup of coffee?"

by wolf of house clayton December 2, 2015

tvatch

A little Bitch!!!! DOESN'T LIKE HUGS....... OBSESSED WITH WU TANG AND SLAMS HIS DOOR. has a big dick and likes bum. HATES KATNESS EVERDEEEEEEN.

HEY SEE THAT GUY PUNCHING KATNESS? WHAT A TVATCH

by Jencab April 5, 2016

Twitch-Whip Disorder (TWD)

A disease in which you have spontaneous and uncontrollable whipping arm motions

Kelsey has been diagnosed with Twitch-Whip Disorder (TWD)

by casicorn August 13, 2016

Twacho

A way to add some flavor to your sex life so you pour a little nacho cheese on her pussy

Damn I love a good twacho!

by Captain Kale May 19, 2016

twitch piece

When someone is a useless idiot

Oi Alan you fucking twitch piece

by Bruce 123 January 19, 2017

twitching hour

The hour between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM PST when Donald Trump tweets his craziest shit.

The twitching hour struck twice this week when the Donald first tweeted that Obama had wiretapped him and then later twitched it to the British actually doing it.

by Helo world champ March 21, 2017