Tuscaloosa Tumbler

When you're doing that bitch missionary with her legs on your shoulders, on the edge of the bed. Right before you come, you roll her fat ass off the edge and spooge on to her back/ the back of her head.

I didn't want to knock that dirty whore up, so I ended up giving her the old Tuscaloosa Tumbler.

by Marely February 2, 2008

Tumblrfag

Boring anti-social rejects who instead of spending their time taking pictures of their own, sit on their indie ass and reblog other peoples pictures. A tumblrfag can be found lurking at a party and laughing with their internet friends while everyone else is socializing in real life.

"Hey, do you have tumblr?"
"No i'm not a tumblrfag"

"Hey, do you like tumblr?"
"No I'm not a cunt"

by tumblrfag101 August 21, 2011

tumblrized

The act of being obsessed with the blogging website, Tumblr, and revolving your entire existence around it. Symptoms include drawing all over your skin with Sharpies, saying the expression "On Tumblr..." more than three times a day, taking a strange liking to triangles, using vocabulary you wouldn't normally use, and taking pointless pictures of yourself in order to get more "likes" and "reblogs"

Susy: Tumblr has been down three days...I'm miserable!
Jillian: WTF, you've been tumblrized.

Rachel: Mom, I saw this book on Tumblr, can I get it?
Mom: No! You're obsessed. You've been tumblrized!

by poppypoppy December 27, 2010

Texas tumbleweed

After receiving "road-head" the driver opens the passenger door and kicks the bitch out.

Look at that bitch on the side road, she must be Texas tumbleweed.

by Craig Keaton July 12, 2003

Tumbleweave

A hair weave that blows down a city street like a tumbleweed.

a wind-blown hair weave tumbling down a city street, hence a tumbleweave

by Noratorious September 18, 2010

Ten Toe Tumbler

Ten Toe Tumbler: When you're mad with your girl for not having sex with you, you wait until she falls asleep and you masturbate and cum on each of her toes then stick the bedsheet to her feet. When she wakes up in the morning to get out of bed the sheets are stuck to her feet with the cum and she trips and tumbles over

"dude i totally gave my girl a wicked ten toe tumbler last night after she wouldn't blow me"

by j0688 August 9, 2009

Tumblrite

A synonym for Tumblr Followers. Term coined originally by superash.tumblr.com but it's become a pretty popular word on the interweb.

Dude 1: Sick, I got some new Tumblrites, sick sick.
Dude 2: Tumblrites, who the fuck are you Jesus?
Dude 1: Nah man, he had disciples, these are my tumblr followers :)

by Gregory Manadem April 18, 2010